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[Intro]~

C C

F F G G





[Verse]~

C

I like telling dirty jokes,,



C

and I like smoking crystal meth,,



F G C

but darling I love you!



C

And I like laughing at retards,,



C

and I like throwing rocks at dogs,,



F G C

but darling I love you!





[Chorus]~

F E

I love you like the moon and stars,,



C F

when little kids get hit by cars,,



F G C

girl you know its true!



F G C

Darling,, I love you!

*play the intro again here*





[Verse]~

C

I've been tryin' to move on,,



C

since you left,, since you've been gone,,



F G C

but its so hard on me!



C

Talked to a girl in first hour,,



C

bought her a cd,, bought her a flower,,



F G C

but she's a stupid cunt!





[Chorus]~

F E

But I'll take anything,,



C F

and I'll take anyone!



F E

I'll take an angry lesbian



C F

with a loaded gun!



F E

I'll take a whore with syphilis



C F

and gonorrhea too!



F G C

But darling,, I love you!