Christmas Is A Bitch CHORDS by Rudy Mancuso

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[Intro]~
C  C


[Verse]~
C                              Em
Christmas really freaks me out! It makes me feel alone!

Am
I think that elves are creepy! I'm not a fan of snow!

F                    G                         C          G
Forgive me when I say that Christmas is a bitch!

C                                Em
Chocolate makes my skin breakout! I don't like decorations!

Am
I'm sick of all these cheesy songs that play on every station!

F                         G                           C          G
I think it's all so whack,, but people seem to disagree!


[Chorus]~
Am                               Em
The kids wait up for Santa Claus,, the man with overalls!

F
He eats their milk and cookies,, must have high cholesterol!

F                     G                        C         E
But who am I to judge..? This guy is not even real!

Am                              Em
Cause mistletoe and candy canes,, all of its so freaking lame!

F
Sorry if I sound insane!

                          F                        G
Christmas sweaters make me itch,, decorations always glitch,,

                         C          G
that's why Christmas is a bitch!


[Verse]~
       C                          Em
There's people shopping at the mall for phones and big TV's,,

Am
wasting all their money on lights and Christmas trees,,

F                   G                               C          G
making corporations rich,, that's why Christmas is a bitch!

   C                        E
And every time I look around,, I see a smiling face,,

Am                          F
is this a problem just with me or the human race..?

            F                     G
All of these really annoying songs that people love to sing!

C                      E
What can I possibly be missing from this Christmas thing..?


[Chorus]~
Am                           Em
Kids wait up for Santa Claus,, a weird dude with overalls!

F
He eats their milk and cookies,, this guy has gotta have high cholesterol!

F                         G
But it makes people happy,, it makes no sense to me!

C                                         E
It's a fat guy who breaks into your house! It's bullshit!

Am                                   Em
There's mistletoe and candy canes,, I find all of this shit so lame!

F
I don't like playing cheerful games!

                      F                          G
If only I could flip a switch,, it's a complicated sitch,,

                         C       G
that's why Christmas is a bitch!


[Outro]~
                             F                        G
These stupid sweaters make me itch,, decorations always glitch,,

                         C
that's why Christmas is a bitch!
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Published : 2017-07-21 00:37:43

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