Pure Comedy Chords

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[Verse]~
B7/F#             Ab
The comedy of man starts like this

E7                                 A
Our brains are way too big for our mothers' hips

A7                               E
And so Nature,.. she divines this alternative

Ab                                                            A7
We emerged half-formed and hope that whoever greets us on the other end

A                         E
Is kind enough to fill us in

                   A7                            E
And,.. babies,.. that's pretty much how it's been ever since

B7                                     Ab7
Now the miracle of birth leaves a few issues to address

               Db5                      A
Like,.. say,.. that half of us are periodically iron deficient

             A7                               E
So somebody's got to go kill something while I look after the kids

         Ab                                          A7
I'd do it myself,.. but what,.. are you going to get this thing its milk..?

          A                                          E
He says as soon as he gets back from the hunt,.. we can switch

                A7                                 E
It's hard not to fall in love with something so helpless

         A7                              E
Ladies,.. I hope we don't end up regretting this


[Chorus]~
E       E7                         A
Comedy,.. now that's what I call pure comedy

A7                               Abm
Just waiting until the part where they start to believe

Absus2         Abm
They're at the center of everything

       A                               B                B7
And some all-powerful being endowed this horror show with meaning


         E
Oh,.. their religions are the best

E7                                  A
They worship themselves yet they're totally obsessed

A7                            Abm            Absus2             Abm
With risen zombies,.. celestial virgins,.. magic tricks,.. these unbelievable outfits

            A
And they get terribly upset

       B
When you question their sacred texts

          B7/F#
Written by woman-hating epileptics


[Outro]~
    A
Their languages just serve to confuse them

    Am
Their confusion somehow makes them more sure

          A
They build fortunes poisoning their offspring

            Am
And hand out prizes when someone patents the cure

             A
Where did they find these goons they elected to rule them..?

                Am
What makes these clowns they idolize so remarkable..?

                A
These mammals are hell-bent on fashioning new gods

          Am
So they can go on being godless animals


[Chorus]~
E       E7                           A
Oh comedy,.. their illusions they have no choice but to believe

A7                      Abm
Their horizons that just forever recede

Absus2    Abm                   A                      B
And how's this for irony,.. their idea of being free is a prison of beliefs

         B7/F#
That they never ever have to leave


E       E7                            A
Oh comedy,.. oh it's like something that a madman would conceive!

A7                           Abm            Absus2         Abm
The only thing that seems to make them feel alive is the struggle to survive

       A                               B
But the only thing that they request is something to numb the pain with

             B7/F#
Until there's nothing human left


[Outro]~
          A
Just random matter suspended in the dark

         Am
I hate to say it,.. but each other's all we got

Published : 2017-07-20 10:57:26

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