Perfection As A Hipster (CHORDS) by Neil Hannon

[Verse 1]~
            G        C              G      G
They'd never met,.. the singer and the swinger

     Em            D
She walked in,.. they walked around each other

C                           G        G
Fighting for the mirror and smiling


[Verse 2]~
        Em
She was awkward

       D
I was tongue tied

       C
She was goofy


[Pre-Chorus]~
          G          C            G       G
And she aspired to perfection as a hipster

       Em
And she asked me,..

    D                G
("How should I wear my problem hair

  C               G
My dirty,.. no good problem hair..?")


   Em
She asked me

D
I blew it

B
I knew it


[Chorus]~
C        D                 G
I always wonder how things could've been

                      B
(I wouldn't waste time dreaming about me)

C           D
Spend every second day just

G                     B
Dreaming how the first one ought to be

C            Am           Em    D    C
My dream was realised but I was sleeping

     Cm
I was sleeping


[Verse 3]~
            G         C                  G
I caught the girl,.. her eyelids started to flutter

         Em
And in my arms

   D                    G
She passed out cold,.. are you okay..?

    C                      G
Just lie still,.. you'll feel better


[Verse 4]~
(What happened..? I want to go home)

    Em
Feel better
(Where am I,.. what have I got on..?)

    D
Feel better
(You say that but how do you know..?)

    B
Feel better
(Who are you,.. what do you want..?)


[Chorus 2]~
C        D                 G
I always wonder how things could've been

                      B
(I wouldn't waste time dreaming about me)

C           D
Spend every second day just

G                     B
Dreaming how the first one ought to be

C            Am           Em    D    C
My dream was realised but I was sleeping

     Am
I was sleeping

     C
I was sleeping

     Am
I was sleeping


[Outro]~
C   Am    C   Am   C

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